The allegation first landed in my court two years ago. A close friend, worn out by the media's annual Favre-apalooza, complained that a black athlete could never get away with Favre's attention-whoring and still be loved by the media.

The complaint read: Brett Favre is no different from Terrell Owens.

In my role as Judge Jason, the czar of all things racial, I refused to hear the case. Oh, I had my occasional problems with the Old Gunslinger. I was one of the first to dub the QB Brittney Favre.